Willy Jackson

Stanley Davies

Spencer Cliss

Rosita Delicious

Sandy Hooker

No money

You Telly, Lilly

And you Willy

Think I'm just another fool

Spilky Skuller, Spencer Cliss

Think I am a little freak

Willy Jackson, all the others

Think I am a little weak

Snoopy Slender, Random Toxy

Think I don't know where to go

My reaction if I meet them

Is just, ho, ho, ho

No money

You Telly, Lilly

And you Willy

Think I'm just another fool

Jackson Wallace, Smady Menko

Think I am a little freak

Rosita Delicious, Sammy Schmaltz

Think I am too weak

Snoopy Slender, Random Toxy

Think I don't know where to go

My reaction if I meet them

Is just, ho, ho, ho

No money

You Telly, Lilly

And you Willy

Think I'm just another fool

Thank you very very much ladies and gentlemen

You still are programmed

Of your local radio station

That's not just giving you another feature

We are presenting you the truth

The truth about human beings

The truth about human desire

The truth about human eyes

The truth about human faces

The truth about everybody

The truth about you