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Some people might like to get a train to work Or drive in in a beamer or a Merc Some guys like to travel in by Bus But I can't be bothered with the fuss Today i gotta take my bike 'Cos once again the tube's on strike The greedy bastards want extra pay, For sitting on their ass all day, Even though they earn thirty K So i'm standing here in the pouring rain, Where the fucks my fucking train? London underground (london underground) They're all lazy, fucking, useless cunts London underground (london underground) They're all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle! All they say is "please mind the doors" And they learn that on the two-day-course This job could be done by a four year old They just leave us freezing in the cold What you smell is what you get! Burger King and piss and sweat You roast to death in the boiling heat With tourists treading on your feet And chewing gum on every seat! So don't tell me to "mind the gap" I want my fucking money back! London underground (london underground) They're all lazy, fucking, useless cunts London underground (london underground) They're all greedy cunts, I wanna shout them all with a rifle! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la The floors are sticky and the seats are damp Every platform has a fucking tramp But the drivers get the day off, when we're all late for work again London underground (london underground) W-w-wankers They're all wankers London underground (london underground) Take your oyster card and shove it up your asshole |