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Hi I'm The Next gonna be the next President I'm a candidate running and I just want to say I'm not perfect and there's a lot of woman out there that I don't remember there names and they're really pretty and they treat me really nice and then all of a sudden their angry at me because I didn't remember their names or I don't have a lot of money. I just want to say to them I think they're nice any how and I'm not God or perfect and that's why I'm a good choice because I'm honest and I'm telling you this now Darling the glasses are plastic Champagne is imported from Chicago Darling the glasses are plastic Your hairs all done all up with 16 layers of hairspray you got from a can out of the garbage Your earings are dime store brass Your dress is polyester Your earings are dime store brass I'm wearing an expensive suit I got at goodwill for a dollar Darling the glasses are tin Champagne is imported from Fitchburg Darling the glasses are tine Your wearing some perfume that you borrowed from the Avon Lady We're eating caviar from a TV dinner We're watching a romantic movie on the neighbor's TV though their window We're eating caviar from a TV dinner I love you, I want to marry you here's a ring I got from a crackerjack box I love you, I want to marry you here's a ring I got from a crackerjack box |