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Once upon a time Before i was insane i dated this Disney guy Joe Jonas was his name But he broke up with me Your just way too crazy Plus I've found someone else his name's Mickey So i wrote a song About his stupid ass Then found this guy named john But that was over fast If you don''t marry me I will pull out your teeth Your totally crazy No Yes No Yes Maybe He hit me with his guitar And he said that We are through Just you wait until I, write a song about you Then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick And was obsessed right away You've sent me one thousand messages And that's just from today Oh, that's because i'm having your baby What? But you don't even put out Stop questioning me Jakey Or i'll put you six feet under ground Whoa Whoa Psycho Psycho Psycho Fine go Its good material Next came Kennedy I think he was 15 I bought the house next door To watch you constantly And also to make sure you never ever cheat OMG we are done you are scary Harry was my last That One Direction freak I taped him to my wall so he could never leave Someone call the police Your insane we are through Your just like all the rest, what did i do to you? So i used my stalker app To track down all of the pricks The next song i write I'll use their blood as my ink Holy crap that nut job just bursted in What the hell is this A support group for all the men You wrote songs about you bitch! What? I have not written about Harry yet I am just planning ahead Why are you even here anyway? To finish you all off with my pen No No Devil Devil Devil AHH AHH Its true I'm the Devil Okay that enough You where right she's nuts You are coming with us Wait what? Get off of me I'm not crazy It worked Thi |