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I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars Look at me, look at me Fake millionaire that makes 30 Gs I lie to all kinds of girls and hope that they'll come home and sleep with me I could tell you I could score some blow I could tell you I'm a movie director Spray on Axe ‘til my eyes swell up My skin burns but I smell much better I drive a used BMW Parked right in between those other two Only 96 more payments and then I can rip up the IOU Me and my friends have frosted tips Me and my friends live to get ripped ‘Cause if I see the picture lady I wanna look good for the pics ‘cause… I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars Look at me, look at me Claim I'm straight in designer jeans High fives to all my bros who go out searching for hos with me I go from club to club until I score I sneak in to the VIP I give it to cougars in the back door then tell my friends she was 18 I Spend lots of money on my hair products So it can hold up to severe weather conditions I keep ahead in business and thanks to them my dome looks bitchin' Hotties, fatties, and all you cougars, me and my friends are gonna throw game to ya I don't stalk girls it's called persistence And yes my hair is wind resistant, ‘cause… I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars Look at me, look at me Pretending I'm on top And my new tribal tattoo makes the panties go drop My cocaine addiction, my cola is pure My shirt is Affliction, my classes Dior I can lie about expensive vacations How Heather gave me oral gratification And say I'm the Cardinals new rookie sensation Or maybe I own this radio station Eating six dollar burgers with Gavin Maloof Here's my receipt that I kept as proof And did I even mention I know all the Kama Sutra moves Can I get to 80 with no DUI, no DUI, no DUI Then we can park at Tempe lake and we can both get high, we can both get high, we can both get high I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars I'm a big douche at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars, at the Scottsdale bars |