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This country is built on freedom, hard work and liberty, And Mr. Hoover has done his best to keep this country free, If there is a social deviant, erratical Spy communist conspiracy or someone has to die. We call J. Edgar Hoovers F.B.I He will wave the social deviant goodbye. But when J. Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress He put pink and purple sequins on his vest vest vest Low cut blouse and turned up nose, jet black fish net pantyhose The FBI was real confused I guess Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress Now he had his share of intrigues and bent the law a bit A lot of people swore that he was just a sack of *cough cough cough* With wire taps and secret files exploded with one push His covert operations were the envy of George Bush You could see him smoke a cheap cigar As he rigged or fire bombed your car But when J Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress Oh where he went was anybody's guess guess guess He'd debut each social season like a female Jackie Gleeson Or the second coming of May West Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress He had a list of enemies who had to live in fear When they were branded radicals, communists or queers John Lennon, Charlie Chaplin and Martin Luther King Were but a few he targeted to take down in a sting. It seems he looked at everyone he saw As a picture up at some post office wall But when J Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress Oh he was a ray of sunshine ill confess fess fess Mini skirt and white pom poms People said there goes the bomb As he blew the pentagon a kiss Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress OH! Blushing cheeks and ruby lips with two six-guns on his hips This country was much better off I guess Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress |