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(Stinkin' Rich is x-rated) Guess who's squirtin', comin', playin' with the kitty cat It's Uncle Climax with a fist full of titty-fat Shaggin' like I don't give a cripple-crap-crutch With a tennis ball machine and a nipple grab touch Watch this, if you've got panties that's crotchless And you look like Stella Kewan I'm a jackrabbit fella screwin' Tryin' to please, I got a flyin' trapeze In my bedroom, pocket balls And wood-panelled talkin' walls Good channel connected to the cable with the news on Flannel bed spread, I'm baby-naked Leave your shoes on though, you might need 'em Over off the edge of the bed hangin' Bubble-fuck, head bangin', sideways, double tuck I got a private dorm, carbonated Spanish flyin' diet form And new age music on vinyl for the quiet storm Methods and techniques and symmetrical forces Full of, I need a few more electrical sources Your last boyfriend was borin', and I'm not as choosey as him In the beginning I'm goin' face-first wit enthusiasm He never knew about this, he got no style neither I've got this move that starts off Lookin' like a pile-driver Comin' at ya three dimensional We don't need to be conventional I've got two friends, and a zoom lens Forget about the problems in the Middle-East Your student loan, the tropical rain forest Let's get nude and groan Flames of desire in my heart are burning, true Sweetheart, I love you, but my balls are turnin' blue, so let's rock, I like seeing thighs, and feelin' hands on my body We need some low-hangin' ceiling fans I already got a tickle trunk and a battle axe We can giddy-up until the leather in the saddle cracks Flatten the mattress, you better batten the hatches I got a dick-wad like nobody's business, partner You got that look in your eyes, you're thinkin' of a certain bone You're tryin', wanna make me squirt and moan So get a grip on the rung I wanna find all the places on your body, with the tip of my tongue Positions vary from the missionary And climax wraps best Once we get back the results of your PAP test We can screw and do stuff (Stinkin' Rich is x-rated) |