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The tequila sun is rising And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking Put the Binatone on snooze Open up some special brews and start drinking To the biggest mess in town Then put on your dressing gown Screw your head on upside down Drink yourself into the ground The bottles by the sink They're the softest fucking drinks, find on the market Yes sir, the Thunder Birds have gone And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on it There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss Vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania Pick a flavor Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share Try acrophobic, schizophrenic, paranoid attacks of panic Epileptic fits of laughter, twenty five million mornings after And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania, name your poison, pick a flavor Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker Southern comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing Galloway's sore throat expectorant, after shave and disinfectant Parazone and Fairy liquid, if it's in a glass you'll drink it Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share Anytime, anyplace, anywhere There's a wonderful world you can share |