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Matron: The whole world's gone low-brow. Things ain't what they used to be. Velma: They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't. It's all gone. Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class? Matron: Class. Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" And "Yes, thank you?" And "How charming?" Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass Whatever happened to class? Velma and Matron: Class! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors There ain't no ladies now, There's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can pass Nobody's got no class! Velma: Whatever happened to old values? Matron: And fine morals? Velma: And good breeding? Matron Now, no one even says "oops" when they're Passing their gas Whatever happened to class? Velma: Class Velma and Matron: Ah, there ain't no gentlemen That's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates For a deuce Matron: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass Velma: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass Velma and Matron: Nobody's got no class! Velma: All you read about today is rape and theft Matron: Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? Velma and Matron: Nobody's got no class Matron: Everybody you watch Velma: 'S got his brains in his crotch Matron: Holy crap Velma: Holy crap Matron: What a shame Velma: What a shame Velma and Matron: What became of class? |