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I was always a lazy one, a Southern Californian But I've some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixson line So this summer just for fun hopped in my Delorian And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time I thought that I would be hunting and fishing I missunderstood him somehow So far there's nothin but chores here to mention I'm bedding and feeding the sows How do you milk a cow? How do you milk a cow? I wasn't in FFA This cow must think I'm crazy up under it this way I'm sittin here a pullin but there ain't nothin coming out Oh-me-i-ee-i-o How do you milk a cow? I love it here in Tennesse But these farmers all make fun of me Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car So I got myself a four wheel drive, learned to spotlight deer at night And I've got sheer-shootin right down to an art One things for sure I hate shovelin manure It gets all over my overall Them horses need shoein I hear Bessy mooin so I thought maybe I'd ask you all How do you milk a cow? How do you milk a cow? I think its safe to say I may get arrested for this in L.A. This hiefer must empty cause she ain't puttin out Oh-me-i-ee-i-o How do you milk a cow? How do you milk a cow? I no longer care I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin DAIRY AIR Heading back to Cali and turnin in my plow Oh-me-i-ee-i-o How do you milk a cow? |