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[ (laughin') ....let's see here now ...1...900...boy i hope i get a perty un', maybe she'll look like terri clark or faith hill or somebody... hope this ain't a party line... here we go! i was layed up at my house watchin' CMT thought i'd have a late night snack so i headed to the kitchen on a commercial break when somethin' called me back it was the sexiest voice that i'd ever heard comin' outta my television set said call now you can hear me live and i'll tell you 'bout my naughtiness so without hesitation or futher ado i grabbed ahold of my... visa and dialed the number flashin on my screen... 1-900-Sheila You can tell it all to me i'm you're phone fantasy 1-900-Sheila so i kicked back in the recliner and on the second ring she whispered 'hello,this is sheila, your credit card number please' i said how much will it cost for this here trip to paradise she said 'you can't put a price on love that's another 4.98 a minute with buy after an hour of conversation she had me chewin' on the reciever well i worked up a sweat i was out of breath over 1-900-Sheila You can tell it all to me i'm your phone fantasy 1-900-Sheila like a man possesed i dialed her number mornin', noon, and night and slowly but surely we fell in love but my phone bill shot outta sight after so many costly heart-to-hearts i just had to make a face-to-face she wouldn't give me her home address! so i had her number traced well i thought it'd lead to a passion palace some penthouse in the sky well then i must admit i was a little letdown when i found her in a double-wide(a double-wide!) that cutie that i envisioned that goddess that drove me crazy answered the door with a cigar in her mouth and weighed in at over 280 they say loves conquers all well i reckon it's true even when it's for a fee we said i do and now we're one though she makes two of me and she talks to me no charge everytime she takes a breather and i'll never have to work as long as all you jerks dial 1-900-Sheila You can tell it all to me i'm your phone fantasy 1-900-Sheila i love ya baby come here to me] |