Corky And The Juice Pigs - Eskimo Song Lyrics

Here to perform the song "Eskimo" from their self-titled cd
please welcome Corky and the Juice Pigs.

The song we like to play for you now is a little ballad that we wrote years ago while on tour.....in the Yukon.

I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I want to do is get into his parka;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber;
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. (man making whipping noises)

I make a wish on the Northern Lights,
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe;

And the seals they sing now. (seal sounds)

These cold winter nights are taking their toll;
I even get excited when I see the North Pole. (see the North Pole)

I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.

Now like the Proclaimers would sing it:
I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.

Like Bob Dylan:
I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo.

Like Rick Ocasek from The Cars:
I'm the only gay eskimo;
I'm the only one I know;
I'm the only gay eskimo and she used to be mine.

Like Oasis:
I'm the only gay eskimo. (fighting)

Like Van Morrison
I'm the only gay eskimo;
Well you see me coming around the street I'm a turning... uh;
And Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well;
And the crack was good.

I'm the only gay eskimo; (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know; (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.