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If Micheal Jackson's dead, Then who's this in my bed? Must be Janet instead I'm not ashamed they look the same Hey Ke$ha baby I tried to call your cell phone You were probably busy singing TiK ToK And left your Nuva Ring in your mailbox (What?) Hey Justin Bieber You're all grown up inside your head How are you a superstar? Superstar's don't piss their bed (Moooom!!!!) Hey Snookie Jersey Shore You shouldn't need no more You're getting' kinda fat And no one likes a chunky whore (Oh Muy Gowd Seriously) In Hollyhood everything's fantastic In Hollyhood cuz everyone is plastic Oh John Mayer Gimme back yo hood pass Everytime you open ya mouth You let drama come out ain't nobody like yo ass That may be Perez Hilton He done gone all full tiltin' That New Years kiss done left him pissin' His little peepee's wiltin' Mrs. Lohan what we gonna do Girl you gettin' older I think the Parent Trap was the last time you were sober You doin' all that coke Cuz you're career's a joke So just go to the inside cuz yo ass goin' broke In Hollyhood everything's fantastic In Hollyhood everybody's plastic Hi Lady Gaga Your nose is all like My God! I asked to bend you over Seriously come over I'd do Rihanna I'd do Beyonce and Shakira Hell I'd do Betty White and watch the action in the mirror I had a moment with Taylor Swift I was all up in it Kanye bust in the door like "Hold up Imma let you finish" I guess in reality I'd do every chick I could I never realized how much I was just like Tiger Woods In Hollyhood everything's fantastic In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic Now Lil' Wayne in jail I'm all like What the hell? I went and set his coke on fire cuz I can't make his bail But that shit didn't work Yo ass is locked up for a year I got a blunt for you when I break yo ass Outta there In Hollyhood everything's fantastic In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic In Hollyhood |