Dana Dane - Delancey Street Song Lyrics

Next stop: Delancey Street 
 
Step lively, and ah - watch the closing doors 
 
 
 
[ VERSE 1 ] 
 
I can't express it any plainer 
 
That I'm a entertainer 
 
People call me Dane, but my real name is Dana 
 
I've came here just to put you on 
 
Cause I'm taking the rapping world by storm 
 
In the rap I've made a change 
 
A change that no other out there can claim 
 
Now what I've done will make you laugh 
 
So don't you ever be offended by the words I pass 
 
I'll make you tickle, make your butt wiggle 
 
You'll tell your friends, and they'll chuckle and giggle 
 
Now this little story's called Delancey Street 
 
It's the place where clothes are bought and people meet 
 
Each city has a place that's quite the same 
 
Even though it might go by a different name 
 
 
 
Delancey Street 
 
Delancey Stree-eet 
 
Delancey Street 
 
This story can't be beat 
 
 
 
[ VERSE 2 ] 
 
Well, I went to Delancey Street to buy some wears 
 
Even though I already had on fresh gear 
 
Go into the store to buy a Kangol 
 
I took out my wallet and my fat money roll 
 
When three females walked up to me 
 
There was a white, a black, the other Chinese 
 
The white girl said, "My name is Dawn 
 
And I love your gear by Louis Vuitton" 
 
The black girl said, "My name is Jane" 
 
And she couldn't keep her hands off the fresh gold chains 
 
The Chinese girl, her name Sushi 
 
She was foggin up the '86 Guccis 
 
I thought they wanted to conversate 
 
Then they all pulled out a six-shooter trey-eight 
 
Three fresh females, who would have thought 
 
Cause they tried to rob me, I almost got caught 
 
I stood there for a minute, tried to concentrate 
 
I tried to think of a way for me to escape 
 
No one in sight, one thing to do 
 
(You mean you ran, Dana Dane?) Damn right I flew 
 
Up the block and through an alley 
 
Yo, I cold dogged my fresh new Bally's 
 
I ran through some water and some dog - 
 
But I don't give a damn, I wouldn't be their vic' 
 
Oh no, not me, not while I have feet 
 
So then I dipped over to Orchard Street 
 
Around the corner, past the brick house 
 
And right in back of me, droolin from the mouth 
 
Yes, them three females at hot pursuit 
 
Then all of a sudden they began to shoot 
 
I flundered, blundred, all the shots thundered 
 
(Where did you run?) That's what I wondered 
 
So confused, my head still in the wind 
 
A sign up the street that read (dead end) 
 
 
 
[ VERSE 3 ] 
 
Now here they came, just as plain as day 
 
Runnin down the street like _Three The Hard Way_ 
 
I approached the stop, the temper grew 
 
And then the girl screams out: (Yo, damn it, don't move!) 
 
They continued strong like the quiet storm 
 
"Lover boy, run everything that you've got on" 
 
"Run your Gucci, your Louis and your fresh gold chains 
 
And your Bally shoes, we want it all from you" 
 
Now max this move, what could I do? 
 
Nowhere to run, no one to run to 
 
The girls just didn't know who I am 
 
But I knew a way to get out this jam 
 
I stood in their face, took on the loud racket 
 
Opened up my ??? jacket 
 
Printed on my shirt, yes, there's bold and plain 
 
'I'm not the one, the Rapper Dana Dane' 
 
Well, the girls caught the message, it was plain to see 
 
They might as well have said (Dana Dane, you're free) 
 
Cause Jane came by, she winked her eye 
 
And Dawn came over, grabbed me at my fly 
 
And that's about the time when Sushi came near 
 
She kissed me on my cheek and blew in my ear 
 
Each one of them tryin to grab my hand 
 
Screamin "Leave him!," to the other (Dana Dane's my man) 
 
I knew it: they'd blew it 
 
Punches were thrown, they got into it 
 
They rumbled, battled, wrestled like cattle 
 
"She made me do it!", they began to tattle 
 
Swollen eyes and busted lips 
 
Cause I think all of them got pistol-whipped 
 
But I don't care, do you hear what I say? 
 
I just wiped off my Bally's, went on my way 
 
And they're still not friends till this very day