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(Ooh, oh, do me baby) (Ooh, oh, do me baby) Alright stop what ya doin' 'Cuz I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny But yo I'm makin money, see So yo world, I hope ya ready for me Now gather 'round I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the underground I'll drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty Pronounced with a 'Umpty' Yo ladies, oh how I'd like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin tall, y'all And just like humpty dumpty Ya gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick with this, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all ya crackas and ya licorice Hey, yo, fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny That never stopped me from gettin busy I'm a freak! I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy! Allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me I'm still gettin' into girls pants And I even got my own dance! The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! (Ooh, do me baby!) C'mon! Do the humpty hump! C'mon and do the humpty hump! (Ooh, oh, do me baby!) Check me out, ya'll Do the humpty hump! Just watch me do the humpty hump! (Ooh, oh, do me baby!) Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' Do the humpty hump Do the humpty hump People say "yo, Humpty, ya really funny lookin'" Thats aight, 'cuz I get things cookin' Ya stare Ya glare Ya constantly try to compare me But ya can't get near me I'm givin' more Seein' on the floor B, all the girls, they adore me! Oh yes, ladies! I'm really bein' sincere Cuz in a 69, my humpty nose'll tickle ya rear! My nose is BIG! Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed! Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid. I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large! I get stupid I shoot an arrow like cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin', like 'luptid' I sang or do what ya like And if ya missed it I'm the one who said "Just grab 'em in the biscuits!" Also told ya that I like to bite Well yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write All ya had ta do is give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my dance The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! (Ooh, do me baby!) C'mon! Yea! Sexy baby! Do the humpty hump! C'mon and do the humpty hump! (Ooh, oh, do me baby!) Sexy baby! Do the humpty hump! Everybody! Do the humpty hump! (Ooh, oh, do me baby!) Do ya know what we're doin', doin' Do the humpty hump Watch me do the humpty hump Aw, yeah, that's the break, ya'll Let a little of that bass groove right here A'dooo-reer, a'doo-rit. A'dooo-reer, a'doo-rit. Aww, yeah! Now that I told ya'll a little bit about myself, lemme tell ya'll a little about this dance. It's real easy to do! Check it out! First I limp to the side like my legs was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, whack, funky People say "Ya look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!" Thats alright, 'cuz my body's in motion Supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion! Anyone can play this game This is my dance, ya'll, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when you appear to be in pain Humpin'! Funkin'! Jumpin'! Dig around, shakin' ya rump'n! When a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stunt Tell 'em "Step off! I'm doin' the hump!" The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! (Ooh, do me baby!) Everybody! Do the humpty hump! C'mon and do the humpty hump! (Ooh, oh, do me baby!) Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! (Ooh, oh, do me baby!) Do ya know what we're doin', doin' Do the humpty hump Watch me do the humpty hump Black people! Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! White people! Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! Puerto Ricans! Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! Samoans! Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! Lets get stupid! Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! (Gimme gimme the music!) Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! (Gimme gimme the music!) Do the humpty hump! Do the humpty hump! Aw, yeah. Gonna break it down. Yeah, Yeah! Sexy baby! Once again, the underground is in the house. I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world. Keep on doin' the humpty dance. And to all the ladies, peace and humptiness forever! |