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[VELMA (to Roxie)] My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop My sister and I were headed straight for the top My sister and I earned a thou a week at least Oh, yeah! But my sistr is now, unfortunately, deceased I know it's sad, of course But a fact is still a fact And now all that remains Is the remains Of a perfect double act! [spoken] Watch this. They have to imagine this with two people. It's swell with two people. First I'd... Then she'd... Then we'd... But I can't do it alone! Then she'd... Then I'd... Then we'd... But I can't do it alone! She'd say,"What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men," She'd say, "you're the cat's meow" Then we'd wow the crowd again When she'd go... I'd go... We'd go... Then those ding-dong daddies started to roar Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor Yelling, sreaming, begging for more. [spoken] And we'd say, "O.K. fellas, keep your socks up. Cause you ain't seen nothin' yet!" But I simply cannot do it alone! So what do you think? Come on, you can say. I know you're right. The first part is shit. But the second part, the second part is really nifty. OK She go...(See, get it, right?) I go...(Then I'd kick really high...) We go... And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown To cheer the best attraction in town They nearly tore the balcony down [spoken] And we'd say. "O.K. boys, we're goin' home, but here's a few more partin' shots!" And this... this we did in perfect unison. Now, you've seen me goin' through it You may see there's nothin' to it But I simply cannot do it Alone! Like other girls is Mulan and the Richard And the Mark is that Richard Love is like another is heart! But we simply Cannot Do it... alone!! |