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I went out dancing with my wife One of the great joys of my life We did the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone Stopped for a snack on our way home Miniskirt waitress brought my pie My eye crawled halfway up her thigh Got slapped in the head with the back of a knife My wife said you better pray for your life âcause you know Iâm the jealous kind So keep your mind off her behind I said baby I am a stand-up guy I had the ultimate reply I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I ainât that dumb But the nightâs still young Down at the beach a Georgia peach In a red bikini was throwinâ heat Had freckles and dimples and her fanny shook âscuse me while I have a look She said âhoney I donât want to cause a fight But Iâve also got a God-given right So what do you think of that muscle man? Heâs got a real cute smile and an awesome tanâ Got no opinion, ainât my thing I knew she was just throwing me a zing I could tell by her evil grin And by the way she was twirling her wedding ring I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I ainât that dumb But the nightâs still young Sheâs my sugar and Iâm her honey We tease each other âcause we think itâs funny Everyone craves a little spice But being married to you is awfully nice Never cheated on her you ask me why I never want to see my baby cry Some things you canât do alone Like the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I ainât that dumb But the nightâs still young I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you No baby, I ainât that dumb I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I ainât that dumb Oh lookout⦠the nightâs still young © Eric Michael Jones [ASCAP] |