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Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh (x4) Walking down the street something caught my eye A growing epidemic that really ain't fly This middle aged lady...I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front I could see her uterus...her pants were too tight She mustn't own panties There were none in sight She walked right by..the poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie...a cameltoe Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2) Girl, that's gotta hurt Take some time and adjust Can't you see people staring and making a fuss? Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry, girl? Cuz it's eating your pants Do you enjoy all the commotion and attention it brings? The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing In public, putting on an X-rated show, grossing people out with your cameltoe Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2) First day of spring and by the look of things These girls have forgot how to dress A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts And it's causing me much distress Whoomp there it is! Ya'll right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook You better take a quick minute before you step outside Check the area thats pubic Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch All twisted up like rubic Take these words of advice cause its not very nice I wanna put you all in the know Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep Watch out for the camel toe Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2) Pick it out, pick it out (fade) |