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I totally didn't see it coming,
It was all of a sudden,
That's when I felt it in my pants, I knew a fart was coming.

Farting in my pants, in my pants all day,
Don't get close to me, or you'll have to pay!!!
It's like a circus, but it has no clowns,
It's like a circus, but it has no trapeez.

OH, Farting in my pants farting in my pants,
All day long, teehee.
Just like a man who ate a bowl of peas,

(talking)
By the way, where is my bowl of beans, so I can......

Fart all day, fart all day...YEAAA