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I've only had 5 cans I've got one more in my hand If I drink it really quick I'll look like more of a man I've had fuck all to eat Now I'm slurring my speach Try and down me some vodka But it's like swallowing bleach I promised myself I'd go steady this week With the week I've just had This shit is just what I need I've been practically saintly All this work I've done lately Think it's high time For me to go and get wasted Absolutely, Utterly, Completely Fucked And I can't see a thing Absolutely wankered, I feel fucking great Get me another drink. Absolutely, Utterly, Completely Fucked And I can't see a thing, Absolutely wankered I've only had 9 cans And now I can't feel my hands, Getting past the point Where I can comfortably Stand up straight. I feel great, but I'm looking a state, And I'm getting the impression, That I've hit on my mate, I'm getting me a repuation, Someone stop me please Before I make a scene, I've been practically saintly, All this work I've done lately, Think it's high time, For me to go and get wasted. |