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Schools out Christmas break Home for the holidays Meatloaf and fruitcake Off to grandmas It?s so boring Screaming kids and grandpa snoring My aunt Margaret?s lost her mind Tripping on a train set Have another box of wine Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry, frickin? christmas I must be on Santa Clause?s shit list The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I?m sick of all my relatives A merry, merry, merry frickin? christmas Uncle Richard he?s a weirdo Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo My cousin Ashley her singing really sucks Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux (?) My brother?s wife is really hot She pulled me in the bathroom I hope we don?t get caught Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry, frickin? christmas I must be on Santa Clause?s shit list The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I?m sick of all my relatives A merry, merry, merry frickin? christmas We haven?t even opened up our presents yet Now its time to start So I?ll fake a smile Because it?s going back to Wal-mart * knock knock* ?Sweetie are you okay in there? (moan) Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas I must be on Santa Clause?s shit list The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss Shoot me now I?m sick of all my relatives A merry, merry, merry frickin christmas Merry frickin? christmas Hohohoho I?m Santa W. Clause and I approve this message. |