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Chorus : Wouldn't it be nice
If I could be David Letterman?
Wouldn't it be rad
If I could be your favorite TV personality?
Wouldn't it be sweet
If I could laugh you to sleep five nights a week?

And I try as hard as I can,
But I can never be David Letterman

I know he knows you look up to him,
But you don't visit his sleep.
I know, I know this is what I missed,
Your eyes are just for me.
Really can't see how we could be,
I still put trust in fate.
It's something slow that I don't know,
So I say

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