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Though the world is full of such wonderful things We should all be as happy as... But are we? No Definitely No Positively No Decidedly No Uh ha Short People Have Long Faces And Long People have short faces Big People have little Humour and little people have no humour at all And in the worlds of that immortal god Samuel J Snograss As he was about to be lead to the guillotine Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? My dad said "Be an actor, my son, but be a comical one." They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines Now, you can study Shakspeare and be quite elite And you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make em Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hope" Make 'em roar Make 'em scream Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam You start a fight pretending your a dancer with grace Then you wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place Then you get a great big custard pie in the face Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make em Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh |