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The count has an eye on his ankle and lives in a horrible place He wants all your money He's never at all funny He wants to remove your face And you might be thinking, What a romp this is! but wait till you meet his accomplices When you see Count Olaf you're suddenly full of disgust and despare and dismay In the whole of the soul of Count Olaf there's no love Chorus: When you see Count Olaf, count to zero; then, scream and run away Scream, scream, scream and run away Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run or die, die, die, die, die, die die, die, die, die, die Two women with powdered white faces and one long-nosed balled man with warts Things worsen and worsen There's a hook-handed person and others with nastier parts This evil and unpleasant group completes Count Olaf's acting troupe The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of the fortunes of urchins and orphans, hooray! I mean, horrors! Count Olaf is no laughing matter Chorus |