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I took a three day trip with a one day woman And ya know what I'm talkin' about After 24 hours it was plain to see This weekend wasn't gonna work out She and I didn't have one thing in common And her favors weren't coming around I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe What the hell am I gonna do now Well Friday night cost me a high dollar dinner Lots of tequila and wine she drowned Now she's messed up real good and drunk Stumbling and falling down So I had to carry her to the room Where she instantly passed out And started snoring loud So I went back down And took a cab to the Waffle House Now Saturday morning long about noon She called room service bring me some doubles Her meet me in the bar it's six hours till dark And this bitch is havin' speech trouble It was Vizzy Vizzy this and Wishe Wazhe that I thought God please rescue me Another couple sat down And ordered a round Now's my chance to go free I'm on a three day trip with a one day woman If ya know what I'm talkin' about After 24 hours it was plain to see The weekend really wasn't gonna work out She and I didn't have one thing in common And her favors weren't coming around I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe What the hell am I gonna do now So, this dude and my date Get really shit faced When his girl grabbed me to dance Looks like you and me are up the same tree So let's start our own romance Yes, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun Come up in each other's arms The weekend started bad but we're really glad Cause the two we dumped are still in the bar Don't take a three day trip With a one day woman Better learn what I'm talkin' about If you're gonna go to the Islands Don't take a chance Take a babe that can really get down So if ya have any friends Wanna line you up with a blind date take it from me Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go Forget about E-Harmony |