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It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt scar up on your forehead, for everyone to see It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when you got no relatives, to sign your Hogsmeade permission slip and it ain't when your stuck inside the castle and all your friends get to party on the weekend It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when some goblet pukes up your name and you have to fight a whole pack of dragons while everyone's watchin' but then you gots to save everyone's ass from drownin' It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me I gots to go stand trial in front of the Ministry 'cos I've been usin' magic when I wasn't supposed to be, but don't they understand that the Dementors were at hand and if I didn't bust out that patronus then I wouldn't be singing this song, oh yeah It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when Trelawney says your gonna die I've got the Grim, it seems so grim and all my tea leaves look like this dog that's been stalking me and what's up with this crazy-ass mental patient tryin' to kill me It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when you get your ass kicked off of the Quidditch team and it ain't easy when Professor Umbridge is so gad damn mean and I have to write until I bleed It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when the girl you were seein' used to be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed in some cemetery in the middle of Bulgaria or some place like that we don't really know It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year long and you get to see any of the cool punk-rock shows down in London (Hey) It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when professor Snape is always callin' your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make whatever the hell he's askin' for 'cos it's your first damn day of school It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when this gross-ass lookin' house elf shows up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of jello on your uncle's dinner party It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me I gots to occlumency class, I got lessons with the Snape, the Snape, the Snape (x 9) It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when no one clues you in all summer long and you don't know what the hell is goin' on until you're walkin' home one night and you meet some crazy Dementors that are bent on suckin' some souls tonight It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me It ain't easy when your whole entire life is decided by some stupid prophecy that's stored somewhere down in the Ministry What the hell It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me Whoa-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh (x 16) It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me Harry Potter |