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Well, if the world's an oyster in your stew

You know you've got a hungry friend

Your favorite horse has turned to glue

Don't kid yourself about the end

Well now, if life ain't worth living and time ain't no fun

You better jump out the window and run

Trouble, trouble round your door

The stork has left your chimney bare

Your best friend thinks you're out to lunch

And satisfaction just ain't there

Well now, if Christmas comes and Santa's dead

A stocking covers up your head