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i went shopping with a girlfriend for shoes and make-up at the mall feel sorta funny in the rear end and so i find myself a bathroom stall pull down my panties and then i squat just picture this look on my face i really wish i was at home and not make'n these noises in a public place i need a private bathroom cuz this is not funny yes i've got to go number 2 give me a private bathroom because trust me honey ya ain't gonna like what i do i would pay a million dollars if i never had to poo or pee in fron of women and their children because sometimes i do it too loudly my butthole trembles and it twitches then diarrhea shoots from my hole it kinda sounds like and resembles chunks of meatloaf splashing in the bowl i need a private bathroom no this is not funny yes i've got to go number 2 give me a private bathroom it's going to be runny i know that's disgusting but true i need a private bathroom cuz this is not pretty what cheap fast food taco's can do give me a private bathroom cuz it feels real sjitty as they're burn'n their way thru you there's no toilet paper you've got to beg the person crapping right next to you and just a few minutes later somebody pulls the broken door open again i'm in here bitch! what? ya couldn't see my shoes? there size 12 i need a private bathroom no i am not kidding you don't want me right next to you give me a private bathroom cuz once i start shitting you'll wish that i was at home too i need a private bathroom cuz once i start going you'll ask what died inside of me i need a private bathroom cuz when my butt starts blowing it might break the toilet it might break the toilet it might break the toilet it might break the toilet in two |