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I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my sun tan I work out in the heat and the cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf Instead of just another sheep in the fold I hear the rich man hollar 'bout the shrinkin' dollar Cry about a luxury tax They won't let him write off his little 80 foot yacht I'd like to have a problem like that. Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that. Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac? Do I wanna drive fast, or just ride around in the back? I'd like to have a problem like that. I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. He looked like a tall Tom Cruise He's seein' Sheela and Bambi, Linda and Candy Burnin' both ends of his fuse He said he's suffocatin' he needs a vacation He can't find time to relax From all the kissin' and huggin' and sweet talkin' lovin' I'd like to have a problem like that I'd like to have a problem like that Be a one man woman jugglin' act How many can you keep in the air Before you loose track? I'd like to have a problem like that I'd like to be too rich, I'd like to be too thin. I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in. Should I kiss and tell, and write a book on my life? How much can I get for the movie rights? I'd like to have a problem like that Be a tabloid star at the check-out rack Should I drag 'em through court, or tell 'em to kiss my facts? I'd like to have a problem like that. Give me those problems, I think that I can solve 'em. I'd like to have a problem like that. |