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[MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks then take a sh!t on your track Yeah you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhymin' on this track 'cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothin' left so I'll pretend that I got hurt (Ow! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle. You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.) [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up 5 days ago lyin' in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember sh!t Apparently something happened that was tra-ma-tic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously, I'm freakin' out, I can't remember anything What's my mothafuckin' name? (Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?) [MC Public Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what I take a fckin' piss on the fckin' sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my c0ck And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch You other MCs can't handle this sh!t You're just a little bitch, 'fraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to piss Yo, fck that sh!t, I just whip out my dick [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that's me Everytime I grab the mic I fckin' fall asleep [Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're payin' me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) 'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) [MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick." I said, "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic." [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that Wait, what was I sayin'? I think I got side-tracked [MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3] Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy [MC Lethal Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 Although I agree that it is a ground-breakin' trilogy The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li [MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently] Yo I'm MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street Or when I'm hangin' out with some fly ass hoes There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes [MC Final Verse] Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But mothafuckas, I don't really have the time So fuck that and go back to the chorus guy [Chorus Guy] I'm still singin' the chorus (Thank god wer're almost done) I hate singin' the chorus (It's such a boring fuckin' job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they're payin' me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masterbate then go to sleep) |