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Hi. We're the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts. I'm Andy. I'm Jorma. And I'm Justin Bieber! (Akiva!) Gesundheit. Tonight we're celebrating our 100th short. So come with us, won't you? -Let's Celebrate!- Congratulations! To us, to us Truly a major milestone A celebration! (Yes!) Of us, of us Here's what we're going to do Gonna shake off the cobwebs and limber up And stretch it out and do plenty of Pilates 'Cause tonight, tonight we're gonna suck our own d**ks Wait, what? What? That's disgusting! No, it's not. Hey, look, it's Shy Ronnie and Reba! It's a celebration and we're going to party Y'know we getting naughty Take it Shy Ronnie (mumbling) I'm a dude Ronnie, bitch, and I rip you ass off me! We've done the creep and punched people before eating We've done things in our pants that don't bear repeating Tonight, they're gonna suck their own d**k I'm Reba! Excuse I! What is happening? So shoot your laser cats and let the boombox pound Raise up our glasses and Throw it on the ground! Alcohol is poison, man! Take it Mahmoud Body Fuzion lady (In and over) We put our junk in so many places (Like where) Each other's mothers and basebarrel vases (All sale ) And now they're takin' them out of their boxes (Jeah) And puttin' them all up into our vases (Let's go) Dear Sister, ate Lettuce, and a Japanese Office Had a Cherry Battle and stopped all Like Bosses Peyton And Horsen They happen every Saturday Pee-wee hit Anderson Just ask Natalie Yeah I had a baby (What!) But I'm still crazy Show my ass respect But I make that d**k crazy (Hey!) Jonah kissed his dad And Gaga was golden Ridin' on a boat with my man Michael Borton Jack Sparrow Sergio Tortuga Hey, I've never been here to digital shorts But these white boys are obsessed with d**k Why was I tricked into doing this? I don't endorse this song No no no no no no Yes yes yes I do endorse this song My name is Will Ferrell and I'm sucking my own dong Cheerleaders, Harry Caray, Jeopardy I pleasure myself Congratulations to me Hey, come on man, this is our thing Three 'Best Of's- count 'em bitch Get out of here Fine! I'll go by my own joys (Take us home now) 100th digital shorts Not-not-not ninety-nine! It was on the earth they were daring to this (???) (Hell yeah!) And all of them were written by Lorne (Lorne Michaels) So tonight we're sucking our own d**k (One hundred times) One f**king hundred times |