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John C Clark is a really nice man He works in gas installation And he drives a gas installation van Fill it up at the local gas station And you know I never saw him with a woman before The women round here think they're worth a lot more He's the kind of man your mother would adore And that's no recommendation Well John C Clark ain't too good looking I guess he looks like a gas installer And for all that gas he still ain't cooking Yeah he could do with being six inches taller But then I ain't no pretty picture myself I've been sitting round here too long on the shelf And I could dream about being with somebody else But he could be a whole lot smaller John C Clark has a crush on me I know he told me so one Sunday And at the time since I didn't have any other offers I agreed to meet him on the Monday And the big surprise is that we really got on We talked about all kinds of wierd things til dawn I plucked up the courage and said “Hey John, Would you meet me again on Friday?â€Â And so we met at the pizza parlour in town By then my belly was warming And while we were waiting on the tiramisu I kissed him without warning I said “I'm not getting any younger you know And would you like to give it a goâ€Â He replied, “I guess soâ€Â And I packed my things in the morningâ€Â Now me and John we live together We have a house that's full of laughter We've got gas central heating, our bellies are always warm And besides John has insulated the rafters And you know we really like each other a lot And for all the gas we will never be hot But we're making the best of what we've got We're living happily ever after |