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onces opon a time there was a school called degrassi and the children in attendance were all fat and sassy except for one little boy, and his name was Rick people pushed him around until he turned into a prick and took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun to degrassi to have himself a little bit of fun and bang shot Jimmy and, pointed it at Emma with seam in the way, oh, what a big dilemma. But then rick died, and everything was fine except ahleys kinda freaking out cause craig lost his mind. and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes but ashley refused, and what a big surprise when he cried like a baby, and went back to his hotel, and fucked up the room, and stuck Joey with the bill then he went to a wedding, and acted like a whore then he kicked Joeys ass and then he cried a little more hey remeber back when manny and JT were going out? and JT was doing good, but then began to dobt that his little stack of dimes could measure up to craigs when he saw it in the locker room between craigs legs so in order to get him out of his romantic slump some balck kid gave him a magic penis pump but manny found out, and to make matters worse it turned out that mr.raditch used it first well Paige got raped, and Marco is gay spinner gets boners and farts all day Toby is a dork and liberty is too snakes got cancer up the wazoo seans on his own, and ellie likes to cut alex is a bitch, and manny is a slut Emmas kinda whiny, and terri got hit Hazel doesnt ever seem to do jack shit degrassi is my favorite thing when the theme song plays I always have to sing I hope that it never goes off the air, I'd even miss spinners hair |