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Je m'appelle Fabrice et moi c'est Stéphane. Mon p'tit nom c'est Marc et le mien Gilbert. Le meilleur copain de Gilbert, c'est Marc. L'ami de Fabrice, c'est lui, c'est Stéphane. Mon copain Gilbert est un gars très chic. Mon ami Stéphane est bien sympathique. Je t'en prie Fabrice, arrête tes boniments ! Excuse-le Stéphane, il est représentant ! Quelquefois Gilbert travaille avec Fabrice Ils sont collègues de bureau et tout se passe bien Il arrive que Marc bosse avec Stéphane Dans la folie du travail pas question de bataille VRP, les vendeurs représentants placiers VRP, voyageurs sans répits qui font du porte à porte VRP, les vendeurs représentants placiers VRP, volontiers et rapides, ils grimpent les paliers V : vendu, R : reçu, P : perçu, VRP. V : vampire, R : remplir, P : produire, VRP. Now c'mon Buddy, can't you see I'm a travelling man, that's what I am From the east to the west, I do my best You'll all the damn' things to supply your needs Don't ask me where, I get my kicks Got a million of occasions, to show you tricks Don't have to sing a lullaby to make you sleep Got the right machine for you to buy, it's very cheap Cos' I'm a VRP and it's goddamn nice of you to be with me Yes I'm VRP and soon you want me to hold it when you pee Now you got it right, cos' you know who I am It's really outta sight, cos' you know I'm the man You'd better keep in touch, cos' I can give you anything From a double dutch to a box of aspirine In case you lose your mind, I can find you a brain The job is mine all mine, as sure as eggs is eggs And if you got a problem, just talk with me Don't you believe in God ? I'm gonna set you free ! Cos' I'm a VRP and it's goddamn nice of you to be with me Yes I'm VRP and soon you want me to hold it when you pee Now it's time to go, but I'll be back soon And next time I'll be able to get you to the moon So don't you regret, cos' I've got some friends And in matter of sex, we've got a few bargains Now you cry out loud, you've got no money left Don't you worry next time, I'll come and fetch the rest This and that, anything you need A rubber baby buggy bumper or a tapestry. |