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Mom made beans for dinner You know I ate 'em all She said come get your coat on, we're goin' to the mall Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I'd explode The gas bubble grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho" Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered "What's that smell!" Chorus: I farted on Santa's lap, now christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on Santa's lap, now I'll get nothin' under my Christmas tree I asked him for a baseball I asked him for a bat I asked him for some ice skates but I'll get none of that I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do without 'Cause when I sat on Santa's lap, I let one slip out (Chorus) On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound Went down to the living room just to take a look around It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree His arms were full of presents and they were all for me He put them on a pile and got up to turn around And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down And so I'll always cherish that special moment when I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me I farted on Santa's lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree |