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Now lets take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school where it all began Three bad little kids raisin hell at school We were just thirteen straight actin a fool Everyday after class kiv's house was the spot Makin crazy prank calls hopin not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed One day playin punch out up in kiv's room The house started shaking then we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window saw a pillar of smoke Yo, your backyard is smashed, man this isnt a joke Yo, lets check this out man, oh i bet, lets go All the smoke and dupri led us straight to the basement Yo, what the hell is that? man it looks like a spaceship We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from inside He said, im from mars and i come in peace I have something to ask and its not discrete Theres a mutated strain in our DNA helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal it But we're just thirteen man, what can we do? How do i put this? i think we should screw (what?) On my home planet, we can no longer breed I've been sent to self-percept so we can store your seed Storin our seed? yo i think he means sex Man, i'm a virgin, we all our bet I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes Ah, what should we do? now its spreading its thighs You'll be heros on my planet, but why us three? Your the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me Yo, should we do it? man i dont know Yo I say we put it to a vote, all in favor say I,I Okay we're in, cool, who should go first? I have three depositories to capture your burst Wait, so at the same time? yeah thats what i was thinking Here's some wine coolers, lets get you boys drinking We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy Then took our positions and started getting frisky One in the front and two in the back Had him locked up like a chinese finger trap Keep humping away, my wife and family thank you I'm about to explode, yo son me too Three way climax, best friends forever What a blessing to have lost our virginities together (yeah) Andy, Jorm, and Kiv you saved my race Your reward is one wish, then i'll go back to space We looked at eachother, didnt have to talk We knew what we wanted before he took off Mr. Alien sir, for what it's worth We wanna be the greatest fake MC's on earth Your wish is granted and thanks again I may have saved my planet but i'm loosing three friends What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefor your name is incredibad Incredibad Suprise everyone! |