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Listen,listen Here we go downtown Come one,come all I gotta go all around You can't stop Feel the pull You can't stay away,won't stay away KA-BLAMO! You just won the lottery That's Ka-Blamo! You kissed Shannon Doherty That's Ka-Blamo! You joined a sorority That's Ka-Blamo! You lied about the lottery Not Ka-Blamo! You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball You gave him your number,he gave you a call He told you to meet him at the corner at eight You met him at nine,that's right you were late You stupid idiot you don't know what you missed Fred Segal the star and you cold dissed His pimping-ass cooling-ass mack-ass building With iggidy-ivy on the wall but not around the lettering You dissed Fred Segal and everybody knows Ha ha ha ha ha! You're not Ka-Blamo! The doc fixed your arteries That's Ka-Blamo! Your mouthwash is gargly That's Ka-Blamo! Your water is watery That's Ka-Blamo! I majored in pottery Not Ka-Blamo! You're chillin' with your dudes and they stab you in the face On the way to the hospital you're bleedin' all over the place Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene And then you get cancer and you die in your teens But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing Your jello is wobbly That's Ka-Blamo! You met Gilbert Gottfried That's Ka-Blamo! You're Harlem Globetrottery That's Ka-Blamo! You wash the disorderlies Not Ka-Blamo! When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is And you're sure to be fired because that's your job When a mole's in your ass and you wonder where the mole is You're screwed man a mole is in your ass Job! The meaning of life is revealed to you And all of the drinks are old English brew Your whim is the word of the people on Earth But the whole mole-in-the-ass thing is haunting you Earth! When your fluids are bodily That's Ka-Blammy! What happened to Ka-Blamo? We mean Ka-Blamo! Good that's better That's Ka-Blammy! Wait I'm confused We said Ka-Blamo! Hard! |