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Aye yo, new Lonely Island 2011 Let's get 'em Kiv! Aye yo, my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow My girlie lookin' at me like "You for real dude?" Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell 'em Andy! I think there might be something wrong with my dick It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't fill a rubber Aye yo, come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo! Aye yo, I think I broke my dick in the sink It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby Hold up, hold up, this is serious, Kiv let 'em know! Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit Haha! Yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout Andy show 'em how it's done! My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake Lonely Island! Grammy nominated, yeah! Hit 'em again! Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp I was an eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick We make too much money for this shit, murder music! I shit the bed 'cause my dick played a prank on my butt Hit 'em! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up... Suppository music! What y'all know about incontinence?! I got hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion, yeah! It wasn't from the sex, it was a blood transfusion! What?! Motherfucker got horse blood! What y'all got? I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts! Whoo! I would like to see that! This is that Garfield sex music! Now y'all just showin' off! Preach! I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch Oh! That just sounds nice! Imma call it right there, game over motherfuckers! Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit! The world needs us! |