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Livermore, California 1997 "Who has got the guts to shave their nuts?" No one volunteered So we all agreed, November 15th, We all show up with shearn nuts Who's got the most fur? Pesta OR Colonel Matthew Von Burink Whoa whoa whoa, attenuate your Easter eggs! Commemorate, celebrate November 15th Porn Star Nuts Day Whoa whoa whoa, we're going international! Soooo... We shaved our nuts We naire'd our nards We tickled our taints We sheared our scrots I'm Alex, I misinterpreted Shaving my 'nuts' as shaving 'everything' That's between my knees and my neck I shaved my sac, I shaved my pits I tried to shave my ass-crack! Whoa whoa whoa, you bet that shit would itch! But I celebrated and commemorated November 15th. Porn Star Nuts Day. Whoa whoa whoa, we're going international! Soooo... why don't you shave your nuts Naire'd your nards Tickle your taints And shear your scrots? Shave your nuts Naire your nards Tickle your taints And shear your scrots Hahaha! |