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NARRATOR: Martha was an average dog She went "ruff" and "ruff" and "grr" When she ate some alphabet soup Then what happened was bizarre SCIENTIST: On the way to Martha's stomach, The letters lost their way They traveled to her brain and now... NARRATOR: She's got a lot to say Now she speaks MARTHA: How now, brown cow? NARRATOR: Martha speaks Yeah, she speaks and speaks And speaks and speaks and speaks MARTHA: What's a caboose? When are we eating again? NARRATOR: Martha speaks MARTHA: Hey, Joe, what do you know? HELEN: My name's not Joe. NARRATOR: She's not always right But still that Martha speaks MARTHA: Hi there! NARRATOR: She's got a voice, she's ready to shout Martha will tell you what it's all about Sometimes wrong, but seldom in doubt Martha will tell you what it's all about That dog's unique MARTHA: Testing, one, two! NARRATOR: Hear her speak Martha speaks and speaks And speaks and speaks and... MARTHA: Communicates, enumerates Elucidates, exxagerates Indicates and explicates Bloviates and overstates and... Pant, pant, pant ...hyperventilates! NARRATOR: Martha to reaterate MARTHA AND NARRATOR: Martha speaks Thanks to Kimberly |