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Oh, eat your animal crackers 'cause my mother told me so long ago "If you eat your animal crackers The children in Europe won't starve anymore". Oh I love eating ice cream,chocolate, vanilla and butter pecan But I best love animal crackers 'cause I love helping my fellow man Yeah, I eat more crackers than anyone can (I forgot the words, once, thank you) Once I went on a diet (That's the Freudian part, is it, when I forget it) Once I went on a diet a carbohydrate diet ain't nice 'Cause you can't eat animal crackers So, I'm gonna stay a fatty for all of my life But some people think that fatties are nice, yeah Did you ever hear of Alice's restaurant? I eat at Alice's restaurant year after year She makes an animal cracker pizza, ha And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer Oh, let's give Alice a great big cheer She knows the age, ah, animal crackers are in this year I wrote this song in Columbus, Missouri. I was, had a day off, so I, I wanted to go to the country And that wasn't very difficult because the country was Columbus, Missouri is the country And I walked outside my door and I saw a big cow and I said "Oh, moo, you know, don't you, you know that I don't eat cows?" And the cow didn't say anything except, "Mm, Melanie" And so, and so I wrote him this song, and I wrote it really for all the cows |