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At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall is where i wanna be A place where they have everything i need I love way their fountains always pour And the way that they get trees to grow indoors At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) You could see a movie right next door There used to be one screen, now there's 24 No X-rated, NC-17 (aww, you're boring!) The mall is nothing, if not safe and clean At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall there's no gay bars or porn A place where polyesters have been worn I hope i find an easy parking spot Where i might be forced to walk 2 blocks At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) (instrumental) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) Teenage girls hang out and look for males When they get bored, they head in for the sales Power-walkers get their exercise And diet pills to shrink their thunder thighs At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall they don't sell drugs or booze But there's 50 different places to buy shoes One man plays the CDs that i bought Cos anything i want and sounds good, he's got At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) The jerks inside the mall are rather rude Retail queens with major attitude If i'm broke i won't take it too hard Cos im a smart shopper with five (five!) credit cards At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) (x 2) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall it's never hot or cold 24 hours complete climate control Esculators move from floor to floor I ride them all day long and don't get bored (cos i just love it at the mall so much!) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) When i'm hungry the mall is where i fit To eat the food and hot dogs on a stick Some folks might say the mall is rather bland But the food court gives us food from many lands At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) In the mens room you'll glory holes But be careful of the hairy trolls Free sex can be so rad One time i sucked off my best friend's dad At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) (x2) At the mall it's always safe at night Flourescent lights for ever burning bright It's so well lit, i know i won't get robbed My dream is some day i'll get a job... At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) Every town as far as i can see Stocked on every corner built for me America is standing proud and tall Cos now the whole goddamn country is a mall At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) (x 2) |