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I bought a pill in a dark alley From a hobo named Steve He hid it in his grubby hands at first His smile was as yellow as the bright, bright sun When he looked at me As he belched down the dumpster It almost made me hurl 5.95 don't sound too bad Plus 5% not too bad. It didn't taste like the other pills do After that pill was swallowed I was gonna sue. [chorus] I been searchin', wonderin', thinkin' Where were those instructions? I felt wounded, serrated, constipated Hands felt dang irritated It was a pill without approval From the FDA I was fightin', denying, that I was flying… Atleast my headache was gone… Thanks to that dumb, street bought pill… The hobo said to take 2 more To stop the feeling of flying around I paid him an extra 20 bucks Gulped the pills down and felt like I got hit by some trucks "Hey you " I yelled at icky hobo He turned and said “WHA YOU WHU?” And then I beat him in the head for scamming me (taking the money, leaving him be) [chorus] I been searchin', wonderin', thinkin' Where were those instructions? I felt wounded, serrated, constipated Hands felt dang irritated It was a pill without approval From the FDA I was fightin', denying, that I was flying… Atleast my headache was gone… Thanks to that dumb, street bought pill… Before I left the alley, The hobo said, "Havvv a niiice dayyy" And I threw some trash on his head and he said “Breakfast! Yay!" And I never got to tell him, that the pill worked as it should On the alley wall, I took spray paint and wrote, “Maybe I O U” I felt wounded, serrated, constipated The headache was atleast gone Yeah, that was until... I bought A pill in a dark alley From a hobo named Steve… -Parody Meister D 2005 |