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In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night With seven games on the schedule The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset Beating the Bullets 108 to 99 Talk, X-TV, turn it on Michael, what's happenin'? (The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88) You gotta watch this show that's on Watch what? I don't know what it is, it's crazy (The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112) What channel is it on? X-TV, turn it on Alright, later, later (The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136) So I'm walkin' down the street and umm This muthafucka comes up to me and says (Yo man, you oughta let me have fifty dollars man) (Can you give?) I said, "Ain't that a bitch? You oughta get out of my face" And he tried to rob me (Muthafucker) And he was chokin' me, right? 'Cuz, 'cuz he didn't have no gun Do you hear that shit? Lucky for me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven And they seen what was goin' down They grabbed this muthafucker, right? (What's up man?) Ripped an eyeball out (Ah, fuck him up) They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket (You bastards) These nigga's are crazies So I said, "Fuck it" I robbed him, ha ha With so much money on me I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house I knocked on her door, right? (Mmm, oh) I don't know what she was doin' (Oh, ooh) But I couldn't get no answer? She was doin' some wrong shit "Jannell", I shouted, still no answer (Mmm, oh, oh) I figured she was on the telephone or somethin' (Oh) So I walked around to the bathroom window Pushed it up, climbed inside Soon as I got inside, it hit me Damn I don't know what it was but it hit me hard Jannell's a Rican, you know? And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, you know? I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed And then I ran But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell That somethin' was Jannell (Get off) I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving And it made her real mad so we went to rounds Jannell can bob, she kicked my ass Damn, oh God So I left and I went to Glam Slam And slammed a few Long Island's Uh-oh, one too many Excuse me brother, better hit this alley Phew, that was close (Yo muthafucker, ain't you the one stole my money?) Oh shit (Yeah, that's you) I gotta run y'all (That's you nigga, come here) (Kick your muthafuckin' ass) Now what is this crazy muthafuckin' shit? Man, did you see it? Did you hear it man? Yeah man It was so crazy, that shit man Ha, yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it Ah man, but I tell you what, man I'm kinda wiped out, man So I'm goin' to get some rest, man Yeah, I hear ya I'll see you tomorrow, man, later Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya? Ah, nigga |