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I'm five years old and I'm full of lust I'm five years old and I'm full of lust I'm five years old and I'm full of lust 'Cause the Bob Newhart show is on TV! I'm five years old and I don't understand What makes me love you, little man? Is it the bags below your eyes? Your sunken butt, your bony thighs? Your awesome lack of confidence, You're sexy but it makes no sense I'd carve my love for you in gold But shit I'm only five years old. I'm five years old and I'm lying in bed But thoughts of you run through my head I must get up, it's not allowed, But dammit, I must have you now So I sneak down past the living room, Past Mom & Dad in their Michelob doom Turn on the tube, glowing bright, How can something so wrong feel so right? There you are Bob, on TV My hunka hunka burnin' love MD I can't help but feel a little jealousy Of your erudite, gorgeous wife, Emily Oh why can't I have you? I could make you happy I'm small, but I ain't no slouch But you see, I'm only five, and I don't know what to do So I end up humping the couch. |