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I've got two grandmas, they're as different as night and day One goes to church, bakes cakes and pies, loves to crochet The other one wears polyester slacks with platform pumps and Teal blue hair swept up in a tight, tight beehive... And she smokes. Smoking Grandma Puffin' on Lucky Strikes all day Smoking Grandma Loves me as much as her favorite ashtray! Smoking Grandma Ain't bad looking for her age Though it's hard to see her features through the haze. She smoked before she even began to menstruate Outlived four husbands: Dickie, Joe, Curly and Nate She'll fix me dinner and so as not to seem rude I'll discreetly pick the butts out of my food. Smoking grandma Don't let her get near gas stations or hay Smoking grandma Or she'll become my granny flambé! Smoking grandma What should you get her every year for her birthday? Well, here's a hint: she's come a long way, babay My grandma wants to be cremated, and this part makes me sweat She wants her ashes rolled up into 20 cigarettes And placed in a pack of them Lucky Strikes that she so loves to drag Boy, my grandma makes John Wayne look like a fag. Smoking grandma As far as grandmas go, hot dang! She is the bestest! Smoking grandma Her dentures are made of pure asbestos! Smoking grandma An inspiration to us all; Thank Christ she never cared for alcohol. |