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School's out, Christmas break. Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake. Off to Grandma's, It's so boring. Screaming kids, and Grandpa snoring! My aunt Margret's lost her mind! Trippin on a train set, have another box of wine!!! It's gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry freakin' Christmas! I must be on Santa Claus's Shit List! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss. Shoot, me now, I'm sick of all my relatives! (relatives, relatives) Have a merry, Merry, Merry freakin' Christmas! Uncle Richard, He's a weirdo Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo! My cousin, Ashley, her singing really sucks! Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux! My brother's wife is really hot! She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don't get caught! It's gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry freakin' Christmas! I must be on Santa Claus's Shit List!! The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss! Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relatives! (relatives, relatives!) Have a Merry, Merry, Merry freakin' Christmas! We haven't even opened our presents yet, Now it's time to start.... I'll fake a smile, 'cause it's going back to Walmart.... (Sweetie, are you OK in there?) (ohhh...) It's gonna be a Merry, Merry, freakin' Christmas! I must be on Santa Claus's Shit List!! Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relatives! (relatives, relatives!) Have a Merry, Merry, Merry freakin' Christmas! Merry freakin' Christmas! (I'm Santa W. Clause, and I approve this message!!) |