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On the first day of first grade We were both held in from recess 'Cause we were both writing Profanity on our desks We wrote bleep And blank Our punishment was coloring unicorns And that's when we became best friends But equally as important We never defaced public property again So if you have a child who's writing obscene graffiti Give him a picture of a Mythical Beast And he Will cease To write profanity Don't write profanity Just color a Mythical Beast! |