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You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring. And you'll confront it by your double chin and your bald spot glistening. You could get a membership at the fitness-hut down the road. Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down, and even give yourself a 'fro Your high school reunion is coming next Friday. And you know everyone will ask to see some, pictures of the babies that you've made But the problem is your kids head is big, I mean we're talking alien size here. But just cut and paste a hat or at least a do-rag, And it wont seem so severe Photoshop your memories. A picture is worth a thousand words. So a few white lies shouldn't hurt Your birthday, This past Monday, Was a fun day Except for one thing. Your mother in law who makes your skin crawl stuck her face in every frame You'd prefer to remember that day without her tattooed brow The simpler solution, decrease the resolution, and crop that woman out. Photoshop Your Memories Your real life may be so pop But you can be all you want before you think you are Make yourself thin. give yourself abs. Remove that mole Say no to crack. Say you went to the alps in a luxury car With a Swedish model Just be all you want before you think you are Photoshop your memories. A picture is worth a thousand words. So a few white lies shouldn't hurt |