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I'm Doug And I'm Darrell And we are squirrels We live in your backyard in a big oak tree That's our world We saw you and your family Filming us with your Flip cam Shakin' out little tails Eating crackers from your hand We know we're irresistible Seemingly even kissable Extremely home video-able And effortlessly uploadable But what makes you think that gives you the right To make us internet memes Overnight We didn't sign a release You didn't get our consent To put our private lives on the public internet We didn't sign a release You seem surprised to find we're upset You wonder "How in the world can squirrels talk Much less have the internet" Well, you have email We have tree mail You have smartphones We have pinecones You have social networks We have elaborate squeaks and chirps -Squirrel noises- He just said "You have no right to publish or Distribute audio or video recordings Of us including, but not limited to Our names, recorded mating calls, Photographs, likenesses, nest location, Tail length, or any information Based on or derived there from" -Squirrel noises- Ah yes "In any forest..." -Squirrel noises- "...And perpetuity" If you don't cease and presist A suit will be filed Especially if we end up in the next Squirrelz Gone Wild We didn't sign a release You didn't get our consent To put our private lives on the public internet We didn't sign a release You violated our trust We don't want the world to see the secret place Where we hide our nuts We didn't sign a release |